Happy new year and welcome to 2016. Either I am getting old and cynical or everyone is on holidays. It has been the quietest few weeks in Kickstarterland and I have little to report.

Kick of the week

Rexy – It says a lot when a dinosaur candle is the Kick of the Week.

Regular Kicks

Fluxo – It’s nice to see a small amount of innovation in the smart lighting space.
Turris Omnia – Why have some many people backed an open source router from the Czech Republic?
20:16 Moonwalker – File this one under “wtf”?
CHiP – Definitely not the first loveable robotic dog but still pretty cute.
Phazon – There are certain categories that always raise large crowdfunds and Bluetooth earbuds is one such category.
ForeverSpin – Spinning pretty things go round and round and round. I love it.
TelsaSuit – For the gamer who has everything and STILL has $500 to spare.

Shitstarters

iChanter – I doubt these clowns have every built a product in their life. If you don’t want to wait a lifetime for this teddy bear you could always get a Toymail today.
Power Strip Cubes – Not such a bad idea but this guy isn’t the one to make it. Hopefully someone will steal his ideas and bring it to market soon.

Left Fielders

Urine Paper – Now women can look like men when they need to pee. Apparently its ok to piss on shrubbery too. Luck women.
WizDome – I am pretty sure if I said what I was really thinking I would piss off too many people. So I will leave this one entirely to the reader.
Femometer – Someone had to build this. But did they have to make this video?

 

And remember, its only limited by your frigging imagination.